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iPhone App Ideas with Officer Murphy

1. Officer Murphy: we should start making apps
2. like an app that you press a button and it makes a farting noise
3. David Cintron: yes!
4. brilliant!
5. Officer Murphy: you can charge like 9.99 for it
6. David Cintron: isn't that a little high?
7. Officer Murphy: no
8. it's low if anything
9. we're talking about an app, that farts on command!
10. the power of that in your hand!
11. There isn't anything else like that on the app store
12. David Cintron: I think you're on to something here
13. but the approval process
14. I hear it's difficult
15. Officer Murphy: they will rush it to the top of the list because everyone will want to have it
16. I can't imagine how we've lived this long without an app that does that
17. David Cintron: I know, right?
18. Officer Murphy: and we can follow it up with an app that burps
19. David Cintron: Now that's innovation at its finest.
20. Officer Murphy: not only that, but it's an intelligent contribution to society
21. David Cintron: Indubitably